Women are not always sweet and friendly, dying to meet you, and eager to fulfill your every desire as a man. At times they can be downright nasty.
Who says you have to put up with it, fellas? Here are some wicked replies to her bitchy putdowns, to let her know just who's in charge!
HER: I'M REALLY NOT INTERESTED IN MEETING YOU.
YOU: One of these days you are going to see a man across a room and you're going to want to meet him but it's not going to happen because he's going to intuitively pick up on your incredible capacity for rude behavior.
YOU: Thank you for showing me how warm and feminine you are.
YOU: You've got a little piece of snot hanging out your nose.
YOU: (Gazing at her upper lip) Gee. It's amazing what they can do with electrolysis these days.
YOU: (pull out a tampon which you should carry for just this purpose) Here. It's gotta be that time of the month!
YOU: I'm a lonely person trying to overcome my shyness and you've just slammed me back into my shell for months. I hope you're happy.
YOU: Chill out, skirt!